One girl, decide to buy a parrot. That girl went to the petshop.
Girl: Hello sir! I want a parrot.
Shopman: Unhh. We got one parrot. But that parrot says about bad words. I don't think you gonna buy it.
Girl: Whatever! I want that parrot anyway!
Shopman: Okay...
Girl bought that parrot and they went to girls house. She left that parrot in her house. And she come back...
Parrot: Welcome bitch!
Girl annoyed that word and she decided to sell this parrot to Shopman.
Girl: You're right. I'm selling this parrot.
But Shopman needs money.
Shopman: Look, I can make train that parrot.
Girl: *sigh* Okay.
Shopman: Yo! Tell me! What are you gonna say when that girl came to selfs house?
Parrot: Welcome bitch!
Shopman was boiled water and inserted that parrots head.
Shopman: Wrong! What are you gonna say?
Parrot: Of course I'll say: Welcome bitch!
Shopman did insert that parrots head to boiled water.
This is repeated for 5 more times.
Parrot: Okay okay! I'll say Welcome Miss!
Shopman become to happy.
Girl: Now tell me! What are you gonna say when I came to my house?
Parrot: I'll say Welcome Miss!
Girl couldn't believe to Parrot was educated good! But she tried to ask more questions.
Girl: Wow! Now, what are you gonna say when I came to my house with my best friend?
Parrot: I'll say Welcome Misses!
Girl: Nice one. What are you gonna say when I came to my house with my boyfriend?
Parrot: I'll say Welcome Loving Doves!
Girl: I liked it! What are you gonna say when I came to my house with my two or three boyfriends?
Parrot: SHOPMANNN!!! BOIL THAT WATER! THIS GIRL IS REALLY BITCH!!!