Dude1: Dude! Who gonna win? Real Madrid or Atletico Madrid?
Dude2: Madrid gonna win.

Start read from 1.

1-I'm gonna tell you. Read 5.
2- I won't tell it anymore. Read 6.
3- Okay damnit! I'm gonna tell it if you read 12.
4- Looks like I can't tell it to you. Read 17.
5- Can you read 13?
6- B-but I don't know how I can tell it. Read 15.
7- I'm shy as I can't tell you. Read 18.
8- Read 2.
9- I think I can't tell you. Go to 7.
10- Ok ok... But read 20.
11- I think you pissed off but read 8.
12- Don't give up! Read 19.
13- Ok ok, I'm gonna tell it. Now read 9.
14- I can't tell it to you. Sorry but read 1.
15- Ok ok, I'm gonna tell you this time. But read 3.
16- Look, I can't tell it. Read 11.
17- Read 10 before you get punch!
18- I don't want to tell it. Can you read 16 sir?
19- Ya don't piss off. Read 4.
20- Thats it! I'm gonna tell it! Just, read 14.

Start read from 1.

1-I'm gonna tell you. Read 5.
2- I won't tell it anymore. Read 6.
3- Okay damnit! I'm gonna tell it if you read 12.
4- Looks like I can't tell it to you. Read 17.
5- Can you read 13?
6- B-but I don't know how I can tell it. Read 15.
7- I'm shy as I can't tell you. Read 18.
8- Read 2.
9- I think I can't tell you. Go to 7.
10- Ok ok... But read 20.
11- I think you pissed off but read 8.
12- Don't give up! Read 19.
13- Ok ok, I'm gonna tell it. Now read 9.
14- You are good friend because you wasted your time for this.
15- Ok ok, I'm gonna tell you this time. But read 3.
16- Look, I can't tell it. Read 11.
17- Read 10 before you get punch!
18- I don't want to tell it. Can you read 16 sir?
19- Ya don't piss off. Read 4.
20- Thats it! I'm gonna tell it! Just, read 14.

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You are really lazy because you didn't read these words on up. And you couldn't find ''me'' word between ''you'' words because you can't understand me. I can understand you but... you can't understand me.

Girl: Got any car?
Dude: No.
Girl: Got house?
Dude: No.
Girl: Are you worker?
Dude: No.
Girl: Why I do marry with you? You have a nothing. A big nothing. Gah, shut up.
Dude: Actually,
May I haven't any car, but I have a limousine,
May I haven't house, but I have a villa,
May I'm not worker, but I am boss of company. Now you shut up.

Tell me your opinions.

Girl1: We are divorced...
Girl2: What! Why? You are very happy with him.
Girl1: Girl, do you want to alive with alcoholic people?
Girl2: No way!
Girl1: He didn't want...

Guy: Doctor! Help me!
Doctor: Calm down sir! What happened?
Guy: M-my wife can't hear anything. I just calling her but she doesn't hear me.
Doctor: Okay... If she doesn't hear you, approach her for 25cm. If she doesn't hear again, approach her for 25cm again.
Guy: O-okay doctor. Thank you!

At the house...

Guy: My dear wife, whats for dinner?

No sound. He approach her for 25cm.

Guy: Whats for dinner my wife?

No sound again. He approach her for 25cm again.

Guy: Whats for dinner?

No sound....

Guy: AAARRRGGGHHH! WHATS FOR DINNER!
Girl: Damn! I tell you for 4 times! I JUST SAYING WE GONNA EAT SPAGHETTI!!!!

So, okay....

May we haven't any money.

May we haven't any house.

May we haven't any car.

May we haven't any love.

But we have a super friend, and now he is reading it.

17 Years Old Dude: Can you marry me?
17 Years Old Girl: Pff... No.

5 Years Old Boy: Can you marry me?
17 Years Old Girl: Aww- What a cute boy. YES YES!