Dude, thats not problem if the spider was in my house. The real problem starts there when spider wasn't on first place.

Boy was 2.

Boy: Heey! Daddy!
Dad: Not now.

Boy was 4.

Boy: Dad, if no problem-
Dad: I'm busy, NOT NOW!

Boy was 8.

Boy: Dad, I was fought with my friend-
Dad: I'm busy.

Now, he was 17 and he was punk.

Dad: S-Son? What happened to you?
Boy: Pfff... Not now dad.

Moral: Take care about your son or daughter. If you don't, you know what happens in future.

Mega Man Day In The Limelight 2.

http://fusionfangaming.spriters-resource.com/ind ex.php?topic=36.0

Thanks to my fans for this! 20 FANS! What a feeling... :')

In game shop...

Guy: I wanna change this game.
Shop Assistant: But this game is open, thats why, you can change this game to same game.
Guy: Okay.
Shop Ast.: Here you are. Your new same game.
Guy: Thanks.

...

Shop Ast.: Can I help you about another subject?
Guy: Actually, yes. I wanna change this closed game to different game.

Wanna watch Rockman 4 Minus Infinity Pharaoh Man?

Pharaoh Man's curse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MdufHGy4Mg

If you wanna more lets have funs, everytime look at this post. I'm gonna share my comics here. :)

I

One guy, bought a polygraph. He left polygraph in house corner. In dinner...

Guy: Where are you been today son?
Boy: Of course I'm in school today.
Polygraph: BEEEEEEEEEPPP!!!! *it will beep when it hear a lie*
Guy: TELL ME! WHERE ARE YOU BEEN? DON'T LIE TO YOUR FATHER!
Boy: O-okay daddy... I just went to cinema with my girlfriend...
Guy: I can not believe that. When I was 14, I didn't know whats ascend with girlfriends.
Polygraph: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP!!!!!!!!
Women: Haaa! He likes you... Because he was your son-
Polygraph: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP !!!!!!

II

Why we can not study?

Guys, for study, we have 365 days for one year. If we remove 52 Sundays, It remains 313 days. In summer, 50 days weather is too hot for study. So, it means 263 days remain. Every night, average, we sleep for 8 hours. If we think for one year, sleep hours makes 122 days. We have 141 days. If we whack our 1 hour for our favors, 15 days going away too. We have 126 days. For eat, we whacking our 2 hours. 30 days gone away. We have 96 days. If we consider holidays, we losing 40 days (We don't counting summer holidays). So, we have 56 days right now. Tests, exams and exam studies taking our 40 days again. We have 16 days right now. If good student going outside for 3 hours, it was taking our 12 days in one year. We have 4 days. So, we are humans, if we have disease for 3 days, we have just one day. And look at the coincidence! That last day is your birthday! Thats why we can't study...

III

Life is in three mod...

Kid: You have Energy, you have Time but you haven't Money.

Adult: You have Money, you have Energy but you haven't Time.

Old: You Have Time, you have Money but you haven't Energy.

IV

Police: Where do you live?
Kid: With my family.
Police: Where lives your family?
Kid: With me.
Police: Wheres your home?
Kid: Near of neighboring home.
Police: Wheres neighboring home?
Kid: You can't believe if I tell you.
Police: Tell it.
Kid: Near of our home.

V

Dude1: I heard you are loving my wife!
Dude2: Thats true. I'm loving her!

Girl was heard these words...

Dude1: Lets make a duel.
Dude2: Yes, whats duel?

Dudes came to the bedroom. They closed door. The plan is...

Dude1: Actually no need for die. Take this gun. Shoot to air. I'm gonna shoot to air too. And drop yourself to ground. I'm gonna drop myself too. If my wife hugs me, she loves me. If my wife hugs you, she loves you. Got it?
Dude2: Got it. Lets do this.

BANG BANG!!!!!!

Girl opened door. She saw these guys. And what?

Girl: Heey! Karl, they are died, now don't hide.

Date: 31.12.2012
Hour: 23:55

I'm in my house. I'm making call right now. I'm ordering pizza...

Me: Hey xxxxxxxxxxx Pizza? ... Hay dude... ... I wanna pizza... ... Special pizza... ... Okay, I'm giving the address... ... ... ... ... Got it? ... ... Okay.

30 minutes later...

Pizza dude: Here is your Special Pizza sir.
Me: Tha- wait a minute... I wanted this pizza a year ago... You too late.

In other side... You know... After death...

Girl1: Hello.
Girl2: Hello.
Girl1: Why you died?
Girl2: I just froze myself in fridge.
Girl1: Too bad.
Girl2: I just frozen myself, later, I had a little warm. And I needed to sleep. And I died. So, why you died?
Girl1: I had an heart attack. Because I thought my husband cheating with one girl. Thats why I came to house early. I saw my husband... He just watching TV. I searched everywhere for that girl. But I couldn't find her. I'm too tired. Thats why I had an heart attack.
Girl2: Aww... Too bad. Why you didn't search to fridge? If you search that girl in fridge, we didn't die.

There are one huge hole. Everybody falls in that huge hole and they dying if they fall. But, there are three best friends...

Dude1: Aww... Too bad. Everybody dies... I want ambulance to near this hole. Doctors can save the fallen peoples. And they can bring peoples to hospital.
Dude2: I don't agree with you. Lets build hospital to near this hole. It quickly.
Dude3: Your brains were too useless. Your plans taking much times. Lets close this hole. Lets dig more holes in near hospital.