If you wanna more lets have funs, everytime look at this post. I'm gonna share my comics here. :)

I

One guy, bought a polygraph. He left polygraph in house corner. In dinner...

Guy: Where are you been today son?
Boy: Of course I'm in school today.
Polygraph: BEEEEEEEEEPPP!!!! *it will beep when it hear a lie*
Guy: TELL ME! WHERE ARE YOU BEEN? DON'T LIE TO YOUR FATHER!
Boy: O-okay daddy... I just went to cinema with my girlfriend...
Guy: I can not believe that. When I was 14, I didn't know whats ascend with girlfriends.
Polygraph: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP!!!!!!!!
Women: Haaa! He likes you... Because he was your son-
Polygraph: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP !!!!!!

II

Why we can not study?

Guys, for study, we have 365 days for one year. If we remove 52 Sundays, It remains 313 days. In summer, 50 days weather is too hot for study. So, it means 263 days remain. Every night, average, we sleep for 8 hours. If we think for one year, sleep hours makes 122 days. We have 141 days. If we whack our 1 hour for our favors, 15 days going away too. We have 126 days. For eat, we whacking our 2 hours. 30 days gone away. We have 96 days. If we consider holidays, we losing 40 days (We don't counting summer holidays). So, we have 56 days right now. Tests, exams and exam studies taking our 40 days again. We have 16 days right now. If good student going outside for 3 hours, it was taking our 12 days in one year. We have 4 days. So, we are humans, if we have disease for 3 days, we have just one day. And look at the coincidence! That last day is your birthday! Thats why we can't study...

III

Life is in three mod...

Kid: You have Energy, you have Time but you haven't Money.

Adult: You have Money, you have Energy but you haven't Time.

Old: You Have Time, you have Money but you haven't Energy.

IV

Police: Where do you live?
Kid: With my family.
Police: Where lives your family?
Kid: With me.
Police: Wheres your home?
Kid: Near of neighboring home.
Police: Wheres neighboring home?
Kid: You can't believe if I tell you.
Police: Tell it.
Kid: Near of our home.

V

Dude1: I heard you are loving my wife!
Dude2: Thats true. I'm loving her!

Girl was heard these words...

Dude1: Lets make a duel.
Dude2: Yes, whats duel?

Dudes came to the bedroom. They closed door. The plan is...

Dude1: Actually no need for die. Take this gun. Shoot to air. I'm gonna shoot to air too. And drop yourself to ground. I'm gonna drop myself too. If my wife hugs me, she loves me. If my wife hugs you, she loves you. Got it?
Dude2: Got it. Lets do this.

BANG BANG!!!!!!

Girl opened door. She saw these guys. And what?

Girl: Heey! Karl, they are died, now don't hide.