Dude1: Think a burning house. Your girl friend and best friend was stuck there. Which will you rescue?
Dude2: Holy s**t! What they doing in house?

Dude1: Hey brotha! Still you think her?
Dude2: Whaat? I remove her on my life and I forgot her.
Dude1: Look! She is coming!
Dude2: Where?

Hey Dchuyv, Pa4oo and XXXX1234,

I said about making pivot animation, but... I couldn't make any pivot animation. But I have only a photo. This is the sorry gift. This photo is on my profile image.

In Africa...

There was 8 black guy, they see a genie while they walking...

Genie: Wish whatever if you want from me.
7 Black Guys: WE WANT WHITE SKIN!
Genie: Okay, now you all have white skin, and you black guy. Whats your wish?
1 Black Guy: Transform these white guys to black skin back.

Girl: Mom, in the bus, one kid was fell on the ground. Everybody laughing but I'm not because it wasn't funny.
Mom: Great one sweety. Who is fell on the ground?
Girl: Me.

There are one young girl. That girl was 17. She has got a brother. He is 13... But he is crazy...

Girl: Hows my brother?
Doctor: Sorry lady, we lost him.
Girl: W-what? He is died? Please, let me see his dead body for last time-
Doctor: Are you idiot? WE LOST HIM! WE SEARCHING EVERYWHERE BUT WE CAN'T FIND HIM! HE IS ESPACED!

Boy: Daddy, why you don't want to ride plane?
Dad: I won't ride.
Mom: Why?
Dad: Because I get bored if I ride to plane.
Boy: But daddy, there are a television, meals and drinks. And you get relax.
Dad: Then I want to ride plane.
Everybody: YAY!
Dad: But I won't get off.
Everybody: Why?
Dad: Because I won't get relaxed in home.

There are three best friends. They always playing golf in weekends.

Harry: Hello guys! Who wants to play golf?
Jason: Me of course!
Tim: Me.
Jason: Got stuffs of golf? Like golf club, golf ball and an hole. They are basic stuff.
Tim: Yeah!
Harry: I have only golf club.
Jason: I have only golf ball.
Tim: I don't want to play.

Hour is 22:30

Boy: Mummy, MUMMY! COME HERE I AM DYING! WHY ARE YOU STILL WAITING HUH! ARE YOU WANT TO MY DEATH? BE QUICK!
Mom: Uhh... Huh... What happened to you sweetie?
Boy: Hihi... Just kidding mummy. I just forgot to turn off light. I'm in bed and I didn't want to get up. Can you turn off light?
Mom: ...

Boy: Mummy! I don't want to go to school!
Mom: Okay. Don't go.
Boy: Thanks!

Tomorrow in school...

Boy: Dude! What happened in school in yesterday?
Another Boy: Everything was happened. The Manager was jumped from Floor 3. After, English Teacher was jumped from Floor 3 too. Physical Education Teacher was broke his students arm. Carl and Harry were made a fight. Barbara's nose was cracked. Jimmy had an heart-attack. 5 lessons were empty-
Boy: I didn't came to school for once and they happened?
Another Boy: Thats not only. Science Teacher and Mathemathic Teacher were caught when they had sex. School was burnt. In another class, pencil was entered to Norm's eye-
Boy: DAMN IT! SHUT UP!