Dude1 was walking in street. And he crushed to candle, genie was get rid of from candle.
Genie: Wish whatever if you want from me.
Dude1: I don't want wish anything. Get back.
Genie: Really? I was thought you wanna wish something.
Dude1: Really, get back! Do you wanna eat my fist?
Genie: Okay okay, I'll give you 6 eggs. If you want wish something, break one egg.
Dude1: Alright alright. Give them...
Genie was went to that candle back when he gave 6 eggs to Dude1.
Dude1: Hmm... Lets test these eggs. *breaks one egg* I wanna be rich!
Now, he is rich...
Dude1: Wow, it works! 5 eggs remaining... I wanna one castle!
Now, he has a castle!
Dude1: I can't believe it! It works!!!! Now I wanna become to king and I wanna more my own soldiers!
Now, he is king and he owns the soldiers!...
Dude1: Hmm... Thats enough... Hey SOLDIERS! Call that guy to me!
Soldiers: YES SIR!
Dude2: Heeyy! My old and good friend! How are you doing ya?
Dude1: Not much... I was crush to candle and a genie was get rid of from candle and he gave me 6 eggs. I break 3 eggs.
1- I wanted to become to rich. And I'm rich!
2- I wanted one castle. And I have one castle!
3- I wanted become to king and I wanted my own soldiers. Now I'm king and I have my own soldiers!
Dude2: Wow...
Dude1: I wanted the break these 3 unbroken eggs. But now you are here, I'm gonna give these 3 eggs. Have fun ya!
Dude2: YAY! THANKS OLD MATE!
2 years later...
Dude1: SOLDIERS! Call that guy to me!
Soldiers: GOTCHA SIR!
Dude1: Hey dude! How are you? What happened in 3 eggs?
Dude2: Don't ask. I was walking on street but I fell to the ground mistakely, one egg was broken.
1- My house filled with dicks.
2- Get out these dicks from my house! So, my one was gone too.
3- Give my dick.