Dude1: Hey dude! What happened in end of film?
Dude2: Film was ending...

*Thats it guys! I really done with them. If you wanna more Lets Have Funs, go and check my old news. Cya!

Mom: Sweety, go to market and get 2 bread.
Boy: No mummy, I'm studying.
Dad: Son, bring me a glass of water.
Boy: No daddy, I'm studying.
Friend: Hey dude! Come outside and lets play football!
Boy: I'M COMING BROTHA!

Dude1, Dude2 and Dude3 were saw a beautiful girl, they recognized quickly. They have a plan, they need to having sex! Dudes were in beautiful girls home. They fucking girl. Door is knocked. Its girls husband! Quickly, Dude1 was hiding under bed. Dude2 was hiding in wardrobe. Dude3 was on balcony. Girls husband saw Dude1 and...

Man: HEY YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Dude1: I'm just mechanic. I repairing the bed.
Man: Hmm... Okay, heres your 100$.
Dude1: Wow! Thanks!

Dude1 was gone away. Girls husband was saw Dude2...

Man: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Dude2: Well uhh... I-I-I just repairing the w-wardrobe too...
Man: A mechanic too huh? Okay, heres your 100$.
Dude2: W-Wow! I needed it! Thanks!

Dude2 was gone away too. Dude3 was saw them all... Girls husband was giving them all monies for repairing bed and wardrobe... Sadly, Dude3 was understood it wrong. He entered to home and shouting...

Dude3: I F**KED HER ASS TOO! I F**KED HER ASS TOO!

Boy plays one game in computer...
Boy: YAY! I tried to win this game! Almost done!...
Mom: Sweety, can you give me your computer for 5 minutes?
Boy: Okay mummy.

5 minutes later...

Mom: My work is done here, you can use it.
Boy: Thank you mom!...... Whoa... Wait! GAME IS CLOSED! DAMNIT!

Boy1: Pa, please tell us a tale.
Boy2: Please grandpa! Tell us a tale if you loving us.
Boy3: Please! We want it.
Grandpa: Okay little guys okay... We're in Counter-Strike and map is de_dust. I'm in Terrorist Force and I have only 3 friends. We tried to go to Bombsite A from tunnels. But one Counter-Terrorist bastard threw HE grenade. My 3 friends died, I just get injured. I'm using a Desert-Eagle right? I shot him from his head. I'm carrying C4 Bomb. I went to Bombsite A. When I plant C4, 3 CT arrived there. I shot my Deagle again with one bullet but 3 CT died from their heads. C4 is almost blow. I espaced, another 3 CT arrived Bombsite A. When they defusing bomb, TARGET SUCCESSFULLY BOMBED! TERRORISTS WIN!
Boy2: Goddammit! We wanted one tale and you just told us a your fake adventure!
Grandpa: So, you all didn't like it huh?
Boy1: No no no! We liked it.
Boy2: Yes we didn't liked it. What happens if we don't like it?
Boy3: Hey shut up! He will realize it! When he realizes it, he will do what he did in book.

Boy: Mom!
Mom: Yes sweety?
Boy: Wheres my black shirt?
Mom: Uhh, sweety... You'll piss off when you heard it-
Boy: Okay mom okay, I don't piss off...
Mom: I'll tell you wheres your black shirt... IN THE WASHING MACHINE! :D
Boy: GODDAMMIT!

I bought Michael Jackson album : Michael Jackson died.
I bought Slipknot album : Paul Gray died.
I just bought Iphone : Steve Jobs died.
Now I'm thinking... Should I buy Justin Bieber album for tomorrow?

In bus...

Guy: Hey driver, this bus contains air conditioner?
Bus Driver: No, I got; OTGAGC.
Guy: Huh? What did you said?
Bus Driver: It means; Open The Glass And Get Cool.

Girl: Fishs can't talk. Why?
Boy: If someone was drop you to underwater, you can't talk too.

Grab an Apple : Eat Apple
Eat Apple : Grab Vitamin
Grab Vitamin : Grab Power
Grab Power : Big Success
Big Success : Money
Money : Women
Women : Disease
Disease : Cancer
Cancer : DEATH!!!

Note: Someone wanna eat Apple?