Boy: Mom! I don't want to go to school for today.
Mom: Okay sweetie, don't go.
Boy: Thank you mummy!

After...

Boy: Daddy! I don't want to go to school for today.
Dad: Why you don't want to go to school? School isn't good? If everybody was thought like you, school was became to empty. Now, go to your school!
Boy: MUMMY! HELP ME!
Mom: No! If your father said go to school, you must go to school.
Boy: ... You all pay for this!

Girl: Whats your last read book?
Boy: Think of a number.
Girl: I thought.
Boy: No no no, thats the book name.
Girl: Unhh, whats your last read book? I couldn't listen.
Boy: Think of a number.
Girl: I thought.
Boy: Are you idiot?

Now, unhh... 100 birds was on tree. If you shot 2 birds with rock, there are how many birds?

100? No, you didn't missed them.
99? Nope, you shot 2 birds with your rock.
98? Now %65 peoples says it was 98.

But no.

There are 0 birds. Why? WHY? Because... if you shot them, all birds will espace.

One girl was sitting on chair. One boy came there...

Boy: Hey you! Do you want to dance with me?
Girl: Aww... me?
Boy: No, I said it to chair.

In phone talk...

????: Hey you! If you won't give 200$ to us, you can't see your son.
Dad: But my son isn't kidnapped... What are you talking about?
????: Goddamnit! Pay that electric bill! Or we'll cut your electric! You didn't pay electric bill for 2 months!

Girl: YOU ALWAYS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES! WHY YOU WON'T SPEND TIME WITH ME?
Boy: At least I can mute it.

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Pff... no.
Girl: Aaarrgghhh!!! Ahhhhaaahhhhaaahhhhaaaaagghh!!!
Boy: Why are you crying?
Girl: You said to don't love me.
Boy: But you didn't asked; Are you loving me sir?
Girl: Aaaa! Are you loving me sir?
Boy: No. :D

DAMN GUYS! I REALLY CAN'T MAKE MORE MADNESS FIGHTERS! BECAUSE SHITTY HARDDISK WAS STARTED TO GONE AWAY AGAIN! NO GUYS... REALLY FORGOT MADNESS FIGHTER... This is the bad new...

Good new is; I'm planning to make something about Madness Fighter... Madness Fighter failed. Maybe I can download pivot and make another one. But not Madness Fighter. And my character was me not Rigby. Actually, maybe I can make myself again and animate! Its suprise about this animation...

Bad new is again; That animation will make in Pivot 3...

And, who wants to join my group?

TheAnotherMadnessFan
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C'mon, fill these empty places!

Boy and Dad were making a trip with their donkey.

They ride to donkey.

Peoples: Aww poor donkey... You are all too heavy!

Only dad ride to donkey.

Peoples: Aww what a spacegrace dad! His son was walking but he just riding to donkey...

Only boy ride to donkey.

Peoples: What a spacegrace son! He just riding to donkey but his poor dad was just walking... Poor feet...

They didn't ride to donkey.

Peoples: You are idiot! You all didn't ride to donkey! Why you brought here your donkey? For sale?
Dad: NO! Because we just espacing from you all!

Boy: Daddy, how my little brother was came to this world?
Dad: Stork brought him here-
Boy: HOLY SHIT DAD! DID YOU RAPED STORK TOO?