Guys, I leaving the making Madness Fighter animations, because my hard disk was gone again. My all files was in that hard disk. When I opening computer, its gone away like always. I'm so sorry... Now you're pissing off but don't blame me.
So sorry. :(

In bar, one guy was holding his beer but doesn't drink... One fat man was came there and dronk his beer...
Fat Man: Hey! Whats the problem?
Guy: When I get up, I had a fight with my wife, thats why I came late to company, my boss fired me... When I passing across the street, one car was came and bumped to me. I didn't died, I went to my home, before went to home, I saw my wife with one guy, they're had sex. I decided to kill myself. I tried kill myself with gun, that gun was out of ammo. I tried to hang myself, but I'm too heavy, rope was broken. I tried to kill myself with natural gas, but I didn't pay bill, natural gas is off. I came here and I added toxic to my beer, AND YOU CAME HERE AND DRONK MY F**KING BEER! DAMNIT DAMNIT!!!!

In bar, Dude1 was telling an old adventure to Dude2...

Dude1: Hey, I climbed to the mountain. And one huge bear was in front of me. I was espacing, that huge bear was chasing, when it slashing on me, it was fell to the ground. It happened twice or three times.
Dude2: Wow dude, If it was happened to me, I was shit my pants immidately...
Dude1: Yo! So tell me why that bear was fell to the ground?

In bus...

Old woman: Please close the door. I'm getting cold.
Bus driver: Yes sir.
Old woman: Can't you silence talking with telephone?
Bus driver: *sigh* Okay sir.
Old woman: Close the music volume-
Bus driver: GODDAMNIT! YOU GAVE ME 2 DOLLARS AND YOU BOUGHT THE F**KING BUS!!!

*not final...

Death: C'mon, your times up!
Dude: Aww please, give me 5 years please.
Death: Okay, just 5 years.

5 years later, dude was become to pilot because espace from death. Dude was in plane...

Death: Heey, your times up!
Dude: Unhh okay but what about 300 peoples in behind?
Death: Goddamnit! My ass was f**ked up while I bring you here with 300 peoples!!!

Basketball? If they said Football, then I say Tennis because Volleyball is more funny. Thats why I prefer Swimming because Handball is better. Thats why I prefer Baseball...

Boy: They said you're beautiful before?
Girl: Aww no.
Boy: Because you're not. :D
Girl: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

In class, teacher was saying bad words to student.

He says: Yes sir, you're right.

His thoughts: YOU F**KING BITCH! WHY YOU ARE SAYING BAD WORDS ABOUT ME!!!!

Sammy was the best cowboy in west. One day he went to the saloon. He drink one beer but he didn't pay that beers bill. And what? His horse was stolen. He went back to saloon. And shouting...

Sammy: If someone stole my horse, that person must tell me who stole my horse!

No sound. No body talk.

Sammy: If you're not talking, I'm gonna do what I did in 1985!

Everybody was scared.

One guy: I stole your horse... If you want your horse, its here.
Another guy: What happened in 1985?
Sammy: Then my horse was stolen again, then I walk to my home with my feets.

A nice saturday morning. Hour is 08:00 and its raining.
Dad: Son, go and irrigate the garden.
Boy: B-but dad, its raining...
Dad: Uhh... Unhhhhh... Grab an umbrella and use it-
Boy: Are you drunk men? I said its raining!