Guys, I won't work in Madness Fighter series. Because I'm going to my mom's country. I think we stay there one week. Sorry...

One guy wants to die. He hangs himself from his feets. Another guy came there and says:
+ What the hell you doing here?
- I hang myself because I want to die.
+ Why you didn't hang yourself on your throat?
- I tried it too. But I almost die.

Hour is 23:20. There was a man. But that guy was drunk. He can't walk to his house. Finally, he arrived to his house. He went to WC. His wife was sleeping. That guy came to his wife and hugs:
+ Aww my thinkable wife...
- What the hell?
+ You are very thinkable woman. You thinking everything. When I was open the door of toilet, WC's lamp was on. When I was close door, lamp was off...
- YOU F**KING SHITTY MAN!!! ARE YOU PISSED TO THE FRIDGE AGAIN!?

There was a kid. But that kid cries. Old woman saw him and asks:
- Why are you crying little boy?
+ Because I lost my 5$.
Now old woman was sad too for that kid:
- Take this 5$. Maybe it stops your sadly cry.
That kid become to happy. When old woman was goes away, that kid cried again. Old woman:
- Oh, what happened again?
+ If I did not lose my 5$, now I have 10$.

Hey dude! I think you need Incident 101A song. Click to this address: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/506477

In Facebook;
Boy: Thats it! I'm gonna say it!
Girl: Ok. Go ahead.
Boy: I love you (Message is did not arrived to Girl)
Boy: I love you (Msg is didn't arrived again)
Boy: I LOVE YOU (Didn't arrived)
Boy: Argh! What the hell! I LOVE YOU!!!! (Didn't arrived)
Boy: FUCK YOU! (Message is finally arrived)
Girl: Get the f**k outta here stupid!

In MC1, MC2 and MC3: Hank was protagonist. Sheriff, Jesus and Tricky were antagonists.
In MC4: Hank was protagonist. Tricky and Jesus were antagonists. Sheriff has been eliminated.
In MC5 and MC6: Hank and Jesus were protagonists. Tricky was antagonist. Auditor has joined. :D
In MC7: Hank and Jesus were protagonists. Tricky and Auditor were antagonists.
In MC8: Jesus was protagonist. Auditor was antagonist. Tricky and Hank has been eliminated. Sanford and Deimos has joined. Hank has returned.
In MC9: Deimos, Sanford and Hank were protagonists. Auditor was antagonist. Deimos has been eliminated.
In MC10: Hank and Sanford were protagonists. Auditor was antagonist. Tricky has returned. Auditor has been eliminated.

HAPPY MADNESS DAY! I LOVE MADNESS!!!!!!

Hey you! Yes yes, you! Are you playing Megaman 1? Do you want to eliminate bosses quickly? Okay, just read this;
1. Bomb Man (Bullets can blow Bombs) You should defeat him with your Mega Buster.
2. Guts Man (Bomb can defeat some Biggers) You should defeat him with Bombs.
3. Cut Man (Rocks can break Scissors) You should throw these big rocks to Cut Man if you use Super Arm.
4. Elec Man (Scissors can cut the Electric) You should defeat him with Scissors.
5. Ice Man (Electric can melt the Ice) You should defeat him with Elec Powers.
6. Fire Man (Ice can freeze Fire) You should defeat him with Ice Beams.

Past Madness animation was AWESOME!!! Well. This is my timeline:

MC1 - MC2 - MC3 - MC4 - MC5 - MC5.5 - MC6.5 - MC6 - MC7 - MC7.5 - MC8 - MC9 - MC10 - MC11 (In construction)