Boy: Mummy! I don't want to go to school!
Mom: Okay. Don't go.
Boy: Thanks!

Tomorrow in school...

Boy: Dude! What happened in school in yesterday?
Another Boy: Everything was happened. The Manager was jumped from Floor 3. After, English Teacher was jumped from Floor 3 too. Physical Education Teacher was broke his students arm. Carl and Harry were made a fight. Barbara's nose was cracked. Jimmy had an heart-attack. 5 lessons were empty-
Boy: I didn't came to school for once and they happened?
Another Boy: Thats not only. Science Teacher and Mathemathic Teacher were caught when they had sex. School was burnt. In another class, pencil was entered to Norm's eye-
Boy: DAMN IT! SHUT UP!