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Lets Have Fun 26

Posted by MATRVG - October 31st, 2012


One girl, decide to buy a parrot. That girl went to the petshop.
Girl: Hello sir! I want a parrot.
Shopman: Unhh. We got one parrot. But that parrot says about bad words. I don't think you gonna buy it.
Girl: Whatever! I want that parrot anyway!
Shopman: Okay...

Girl bought that parrot and they went to girls house. She left that parrot in her house. And she come back...

Parrot: Welcome bitch!

Girl annoyed that word and she decided to sell this parrot to Shopman.

Girl: You're right. I'm selling this parrot.

But Shopman needs money.

Shopman: Look, I can make train that parrot.
Girl: *sigh* Okay.
Shopman: Yo! Tell me! What are you gonna say when that girl came to selfs house?
Parrot: Welcome bitch!

Shopman was boiled water and inserted that parrots head.

Shopman: Wrong! What are you gonna say?
Parrot: Of course I'll say: Welcome bitch!

Shopman did insert that parrots head to boiled water.
This is repeated for 5 more times.

Parrot: Okay okay! I'll say Welcome Miss!

Shopman become to happy.

Girl: Now tell me! What are you gonna say when I came to my house?
Parrot: I'll say Welcome Miss!

Girl couldn't believe to Parrot was educated good! But she tried to ask more questions.

Girl: Wow! Now, what are you gonna say when I came to my house with my best friend?
Parrot: I'll say Welcome Misses!
Girl: Nice one. What are you gonna say when I came to my house with my boyfriend?
Parrot: I'll say Welcome Loving Doves!
Girl: I liked it! What are you gonna say when I came to my house with my two or three boyfriends?
Parrot: SHOPMANNN!!! BOIL THAT WATER! THIS GIRL IS REALLY BITCH!!!


Comments

best story ever.

Thanks.

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