In the village, the TV Programmers came to that village for a peoples story. Anyway, they found old man.

TV Programmer: Hey old men! Wanna tell yourselfs happy story to us?
Old Man: Yes I want.
TV Programmer: Hmm okay... ACTION!
Old Man: One day, my best friend lost his donkey. At least, we found his donkey on mountains. And, we f**ked that donkey for fun and-
TV Programmer: W-WH-WHOA WHOA! CUT! Old man, this is the worst happy story ever I heard it! Tell us another happy story. ACTION!
Old Man: *sigh* Ok. One day, my another best friends wife was lost. Finally we found his wife on mountains. And, we f**ked my another best friends wife for-
TV Programmer: CUT! CUT! CUT! DAMNIT! Old man! I'll give up! Don't tell happy stories. Now, tell sad stories. ACTION!
Old Man: Alright. One day, I was went to mountains. And I lost!