There are two soldiers. Soldier2 was guarding Quarter. Soldier1 was guarding forest. He is guarding forest but snake was drop his body to Soldier1. Snake bit his penis and snake got away. Soldier1 shouting and crying.

Soldier1: Gaaahh!! My penis! Whyyy! Waaaahhhhaaaahhhhhaaahhhh!!!!

In radio talk...

Soldier1: Braawwwrrr! Dude! My penis was biten by snake. Help me!

Soldier2 left quarter and running to Soldier1.

Soldier2: Dude! What happened to you?
Soldier1: Don't ask. My penis was biten by snake. Duuuudeee!! Please do something. I'm dying!
Soldier2: Okay okay! I'm gonna report your situation to commander! C'mon! Try to alive, don't die!
Soldier1: Gaahh! Report my situation now! I can't handle on this!

In radio talk...

Soldier2: Sir! My friends penis biten by snake! What we gonna do? Please be quick! He is dying!
Commander! CALM DOWN SOLDIER! I think he poisoned. If you don't want his death, suck his biten side and spit out to somewhere. Repeat this ten or twelve times. If you gonna do this, he don't die.

After...

Soldier1: Unhhh!!! Dude! What did commander say?
Soldier2: You gonna die my brother.