Gay: Hey Thief! Teach me how thief works.
Thief: Okay, I can teach you it if you teach me how gay works.
Gay: DEAL!
Thief: Now watch!

Thief near of one guy. He stole his monies.

Thief: Did you see this? Thief steals monies. Now your next.
Gay: Okay.

Gay near of that same guy. He says...

Gay: Hey dude! That thief stole your monies!